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Matthew Inman

Also, I wasn’t kidding about being charged $20,000 per post to reach all 4m of my followers — followers that I convinced to follow me on a social network where I uploaded free content for nearly a decade.

This post is performing better than 70% of your other posts! Boost it for $2,000 to reach up to 10% of your followers!” -Facebook Stop calling it “boost.” Boost implies you’ve already hit 100% It should be “unlock” or “temporarily loosen the leather restraints and bite-guard”

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@TheNeueJohn I thought it would tie all the images together, but from my view it just looked like it posted ten individual tweets. Did yours read like a story?