Let’s be honest, you weren’t great this year. You passed by that guy collecting donations at the supermarket, or you snuck a peek at your classmate’s math test, maybe you helped your friend hide a body. You don’t deserve that new Echo or iPad, you deserve a lump of coal. Well, now there’s a company that can help you with that.
It’s called LetsCoal, and for low price of $20 they’ll send you a (relatively)beautiful lump of coal. Every lump is 100% natural, so no more harmful preservatives or artificial colors. Just good ol’ green burning coal.
Okay, the website was initially formed as a joke, but now they really are offering a one-time sale for people, and part of the proceeds will go to Natural Resources Defense Council. Not bad for a a gag gift. Just keep in mind, you might get that lump of coal thrown at your head.